Sell Your Home Without the Stress, Guesswork, or Money Left on the Table – In Just One No-BS Strategy Call

If you’re a UK homeowner trying to sell your property (especially while buying another one) and you feel overwhelmed by the process, this might be the most important message you read this year. Despite what the typical high-street agents say, selling your home doesn’t have to be full of effort, stress, wasted time, or lost money. There is a simpler, no-nonsense way to get your home sold quickly and profitably – and it could all come down to a single 30-minute conversation.

It Doesn’t Have to Be So Hard

Right now, you might be:

• Juggling endless viewings or none at all, cleaning and tidying constantly, only to get time-wasting buyers who never follow through.
• Stressing about how to coordinate selling and buying at the same time – terrified of either losing your new home or ending up with two mortgages.
• Wondering if your estate agent is actually doing anything special, or if their price advice is causing you to lose money (either by overpricing and getting no offers, or underpricing and leaving cash on the table).
• Lying awake at night thinking, “Will my home ever sell? Do I need to drop the price? Why is this so bloody hard?”

Take a deep breath. It doesn’t have to be this way. What you need is clarity, an honest strategy, and a plan tailored to your situation. What you need is someone to cut through all the BS and tell you exactly how to get your home SOLD – for the best price, in a timeframe that suits your move.

Introducing the Seller Strategy Call – Your Personal 30-Minute Game Plan

Imagine sitting down with the UK’s most straight-talking estate agent for half an hour, and finally getting clear, actionable answers to every question and challenge you have about selling your home. No fluff, no corporate jargon – just real advice that works.

Hi, I’m John Savage. I’m the founder of Zero BS Estate Agency and the creator of the Highest Net Profit Formula™ for home-selling. In my 15+ years in property (and as a former Army veteran), I’ve helped countless homeowners sell smarter and sell faster by eliminating the nonsense and focusing on what actually gets results. I got so fed up with the usual estate agent BS that I started my own agency with a simple mission: deliver honest advice and maximum results, or say goodbye. No long tie-in contracts, no false promises – just a relentless focus on getting your property sold for the highest net profit.

You may have seen my no-nonsense property advice on TikTok or Instagram, where over 60,000 people follow my daily tips and my videos rack up hundreds of thousands of views each month. (Turns out homeowners are desperate for someone to tell the truth about selling houses!) But as helpful as those free tips are, they’re general – and your situation is unique. That’s why I created the Seller Strategy Call, a one-on-one Zoom consultation where we focus 100% on YOU and YOUR home.

So, what exactly is the Seller Strategy Call?

It’s a 30-minute Zoom call with me, personally, where we dig into your home-selling situation and come up with a tailored game plan based on my proven Highest Net Profit Formula™. By the end of the call, you will know exactly what your next steps should be to sell your home without stress, without wasting time, and without leaving any money on the table.

This is not a watered-down “free valuation visit” with some trainee agent reading off a script. This is a roll-up-our-sleeves strategy session with real, no-BS advice that you can immediately put into action. Think of it like sitting down with a savvy friend (who just happens to be an estate agent known for getting record-breaking sales) and finally getting the straight answers you need.

Real Homeowners, Real Results (Messages from Past Clients)

I know all this might sound a bit “too good to be true.” I would be skeptical too. So don’t just take my word for it – listen to people just like you who’ve already reached out for help and seen the difference it makes. I receive messages every week from home sellers I’ve advised. Here are just a couple of actual messages I’ve gotten:

“John, I can’t believe it – we got an offer £15,000 higher than we expected (and only one week after following your advice)! 😲  I only wish I’d spoken to you 6 months sooner. We might have been in our new bungalow by now instead of stuck waiting. Thank you so much for your straight-talking guidance 🙏 – it cut through months of frustration in one go.” – Bev, finally sold her home after 5 months of struggle

“Your strategy worked like magic. We sold our flat in 10 days at full asking price, and now we’re moving into our new house next week. I actually slept through the night for the first time in months after our call because the stress was just… gone. Honestly, I was so nervous about trying to sell and buy at the same time, but you gave me a clear plan to make it work. I can’t thank you enough, John!!” – Hannah, first-time seller who needed to sell and buy concurrently

These are real people who were pulling their hair out before, just like you might be right now. All they needed was a bit of expert guidance to change everything. Your story can be next.

How One Call Can Save You Months of Hassle (and Thousands of Pounds)

You might be thinking: “Can a 30-minute call with John really make that big a difference?” Yes – and here’s why. In my experience, most home sales fail or drag on because of a few key mistakes or missed opportunities. Maybe it’s a small error in pricing strategy, maybe it’s the way the home is presented in listings, or maybe it’s poor negotiation when offers come in. Fix those, and everything changes.

I’ve distilled everything I’ve learned about successful home sales into my Highest Net Profit Formula™ – a 9-step approach that covers pricing, presentation, marketing, buyer psychology, timing, and negotiation. It’s all about maximizing the money you walk away with while smoothing out the process so you’re in control of the timeline (instead of feeling at the mercy of the market). Every bit of advice I give is rooted in this formula.

On our call, I’ll apply this formula directly to your situation. We’ll identify exactly what’s holding your sale back (or what could, if you haven’t listed yet) and figure out precisely what to do about it. No generic advice – everything is tailored to your home, your area, and your personal moving goals.

What You’ll Get from 30 Minutes with Me:

In a half-hour or less, we can accomplish a hell of a lot. Here’s a sneak peek of what we can cover during your Seller Strategy Call:

• A frank assessment of your selling situation – What’s really going on with your sale? We’ll pinpoint the issues (big or small) that are causing delays or low offers, whether it’s pricing, market conditions, your agent’s approach, or even buyer psychology. This “truth diagnosis” alone can be a massive eye-opener.
• The optimal pricing and marketing strategy for YOUR home – Not some one-size-fits-all gimmick. We’ll discuss your property’s value and how to position it to attract serious buyers ready to pay top pound. (Get this right and you could spark a bidding war; get it wrong and you might scare off the best buyers or undersell by tens of thousands.)
• How to attract the right buyers (and avoid time-wasters) – I’ll share proven tactics to make your listing stand out and draw in buyers who are genuine and ready to proceed, not tire-kickers. This might include tweaks to your listing photos/description, timing of viewings, or even subtle changes like how your agent handles inquiries – the little things that separate a smooth sale from a stalled one.
• A game plan for buying and selling at the same time without the stress – If you’re trying to move into a new home while selling your current one, we’ll map out how to do it safely. Should you sell first or buy first in your case? How can you negotiate flexibility (like rent-backs or long completion dates) to give yourself breathing room? I’ll guide you through strategies to avoid being left stranded, so you can transition from one home to the next seamlessly.
• Answers to your burning questions – This is your chance to ask anything and get an honest answer. Worried your agent isn’t doing enough? Not sure if that low offer is actually a good one? Confused about housing market news and if you should wait or push now? Ask me. I’ll give you my unfiltered take, so you can make decisions with confidence, not guesswork.
• A clear, step-by-step action plan – By the end of the call, you’ll know exactly what your next steps are. I’ll recap the key moves you need to make, whether it’s “talk to your agent about doing X”, “adjust your asking price to £Y”, “make these small improvements for better buyer appeal”, or “take this approach with offers”. You can scribble down notes or record the call – this will be your personal roadmap to follow as soon as we hang up. (And yes, every recommendation will be rooted in the Highest Net Profit Formula™, which means it’s aimed at getting you the most money with the least stress.)

Sound good? This is 100% about empowering you to take charge of your home sale. No more feeling in the dark or at the mercy of others. You will walk away with clarity and confidence about what to do.

Why Just £50? What’s the Catch?

By now you might be thinking, “Okay, John, this sounds helpful… but why are you charging £50? Other agents offer free advice or free valuations all the time.” Fair question. Let me be completely upfront:

There is no catch. £50 is the fee, plain and simple – and it’s probably the best £50 you’ll ever invest in your property journey. Here’s why I charge for this call (and why it’s worth far more than a free chat at your local estate office):

1. Serious advice is worth something. The truth is, those “free consultations” you get from most agents are usually just sales pitches in disguise. They’re hoping to sign you on a contract. This call isn’t that. You’re paying for my time and expertise, so my only focus is solving your problems, not selling you on a contract. You get actionable, no-BS advice with zero pressure to do anything further. (In fact, if after the call you decide you’d like more help from me, we can discuss it – but I promise this call is not a sneaky sales ambush. It’s genuinely to help you.)
2. When you pay, you pay attention. I’ve found that homeowners who invest a little in this process are far more committed to taking action. If I did it for free, you might nod along and then ignore the advice. £50 is enough that you’ll value the input and act on it, but it’s also a drop in the bucket compared to what you stand to gain. (Think about it: implementing one tip from our call could easily make you £5,000 more on your sale or save you 5 months of agony. In that light, £50 is a steal.)
3. My time is valuable (and so is yours). I’m an active estate agent running a business – negotiating offers, shooting marketing videos, doing viewings, you name it. I’ve priced the call low enough to be affordable, but just enough to filter for people who are serious about getting results. I literally put my money where my mouth is every day in this market, and the advice I’ll share comes from real on-the-ground experience. I charge for it because it is real work – but I’ve kept it as low as possible because I want it to be a no-brainer for any homeowner who needs help.

Important: To keep things fair and manageable, the £50 fee is non-refundable once you book the call. Why? Because when you book, I block out that time for you and often prepare in advance (looking at your property listing or local market data, etc.). I also want to discourage no-shows – this is a two-way commitment. However, life happens: if an emergency comes up, you’re allowed to reschedule once with at least 24 hours notice. I’m not here to be harsh, but I do hold my clients accountable to show up ready to go (just like I will). That’s how we get real results in just 30 minutes.

Rest assured, there are no other hidden fees. This isn’t an ongoing subscription or anything. It’s a one-time £50 for a power-packed 30 minutes that could potentially change the entire course of your home sale.

Ready to Finally Move Forward? Book Your Call Now.

You’ve read this far, which tells me one thing: you’re serious about getting your home sold. And maybe you’re a bit fed up with how things have been going so far. I don’t blame you – the traditional property selling process is frustrating. But something can be done about it, and it can be done right now.

If you’re ready to stop stressing and start taking control, here’s what to do: Book your Seller Strategy Call with me for just £50. Simply click the “Book My Call” button below and choose a time that works for you. You’ll be prompted to complete the payment and provide a few quick details about your property (so I can prepare and we don’t waste time on the call). It’s all straightforward and secure.

⚠️ One Quick Heads-Up: I dedicate a limited number of slots each week for these consulting calls. (I wish I could do more, but I still have a day job actually selling homes for clients!). If you’re seeing this page, it means there are spots available right now, but I can’t guarantee that later. So if you’re intrigued by this offer, I encourage you to grab a slot ASAP before my calendar fills up.

30 minutes from now, you could have the answers and plan you’ve been searching for. No more second-guessing or feeling in the dark. Imagine how much lighter you’ll feel when you finally know exactly what to do to get your house sold for the best possible price. That relief and confidence is truly priceless – and I want that for you.

Ready to get started? Let’s cut the BS and get your home sale on the right track. Hit the button below to book your Seller Strategy Call now, and I’ll see you on Zoom soon!

– John Savage

Founder, Zero BS Estate Agency

Creator of the Highest Net Profit Formula™

Your straight-talking ally in selling your home

P.S. Every month you wait or do nothing could be costing you – in stress, in time, and in cold hard cash. For just £50, you can gain clarity and peace of mind about your home sale. I’ve helped many homeowners turn their situation around quickly (you saw just two examples above). I’d love for you to be my next success story. Remember, I’m not here to waste your time or mine – if you’re ready to finally get some answers and a clear plan, I’m ready to help you. Book your call now, and let’s make your move happen!